halloween [09 Nov 2009|05:00pm] cobywankenoby I want some piercings and a tattoo. I think its word that I can eat pork and commit sodomy my whole life but it's the piercings and tattoos that keep me from being buried with my people. My left eye brow and re pierce two piercings in my left ear. And I think on my hip right at my pants line I want to tattoo. Of what I am not sure. I want to avoid something cliche but I was thinking of something tribal. Something of the Cohen tribe. If you ever want to see hear something funny. Listen to me date in Hebrew. Often I am not even saying words just making sounds that I thought were words. Also, if you wondering how I met this girl. Think golden under wear. It is a wonder why I wear anything else. Those underwear break the language barrier. Lets just hope I dont talk myself out of this one. The positive side is she speaks a little more English than I speak Hebrew so we spend a lot of time not understanding each other. I think it is best if I am not understood. 1 smile | make me smile

filling with a jealous rage [02 Nov 2009|04:54pm] cobywankenoby So there I am at a party with no pants and all the girls I kind of knew were getting drunk and hooking up with the Isreali males there. That is when I start to fill with a jealous rage. No story that is told me should start with "I just made out with the cutest boy ever". That is a lie because then you would be making out with me and then you wouldn't even have to say it because I would know already. It has been pretty cold lately, cloudy and rainy. This is probably the happiest I have ever been since I got here. For some reason I hate the sun shine and just want to wear jackets every day. When this is over I will go to the mountains in the north and be a LumberJew. Where I will protect the people from bears and sharks. I have been teaching a lot lately. Today I think I hit a breaking point and the teachers were very understanding. School should be an option. Those that want to learn will go and learn and the rest should join the work force. Its a good balance and would ease up the school system. There aren't really any stories for me to tell and I am not sure why. Maybe I'll do something exciting later. make me smile

Goals? [01 Nov 2009|02:42am] matttheapostle Step one: Decide which countries I'd be interested in studying in. Step two: Choose three schools in each of the countries to apply to. The best school, the school I have the best chance of getting into, and the school that will most likely provide the most financial assistance. (Thanks, Dr. Barnhart!) Step three: Applyificate. make me smile

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